1. perspectave:

    i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

    (via scars-under-the-stars)


  2. sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

    "We’re preparing you for the real world"

    I don’t meant to alarm you but

    the real world has calculators

    (via arctic-hickeys)


  3. justin-bernardo:

    It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.

    (via vortex-26th)

  4. (Source: theamericankid, via surfcurser)


  5. intpmusings:

    Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

    (via do-you-believe-in-demons)


  6. superbmarksman:

    i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

    (via arctic-hickeys)


  7. offisir:

    do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

    (via warpedpsychology)

  9. vonmunsterr:

    this movie nearly killed me.

    (Source: sohapppily, via wakingupsunshine)


  10. gayisthenewokay:



    I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

    and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like

    i thought this was just me

    (via karenamanda)


  11. Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

    (via iamrushin)


  12. "Most things about me are hard to explain, I guess, like how I’m mostly delusional and live in a half-imaginary world but am also a realist to the core. I’m just a bunch of contradictions most of the time and I don’t like it, but I also do."
    — (via infinitehallucination)

    (Source: alexiaadana, via ilm-seeker)

  15. "After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

    - Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

    (Source: squidward-tenassholes, via the808track)